THE MUFFIN SONG (asdfmovie feat. Schmoyoho) -

THE MUFFIN SONG (asdfmovie feat. Schmoyoho)

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Muffin Time: the asdfmovie card game! Out now!
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Music by The Gregory Brothers aka Schmoyoho ()
Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman ()
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ()
Featuring the voice of Sam Lavagnino as Mr Muffin ()


Haaaaa, I’m a muffin
And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die

Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die die

Please I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die—please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die

Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie

Dad, I’m hungry
Hi, hungry, I’m dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?

I’m gonna do an internet
Well, I’m gonna do a book
You’re leavin’ me—I met a real man
Hey buddy, look

Over here
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind
You’re gonna die
We’re all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
We’re all gonna


Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Got your nose
Look out he’s got a nose!
Is this you? (yes) Hello! (Hi!)

Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey I’m pregnant…
I can explain

NO, don’t jump
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow, I’m a cow

Hey, you got a license for that?
You’ll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive! Mmyahhhhhh


Even though letting go feels right
I can’t afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever


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  1. The russian song for the meatwaves

  2. First time i ever heard this song… it triggered me, literally.

  3. 00:43 die potato die i baked you a pie oh boy what flavor pie pie pie dad i'm hungry hi hungry i'm dad why did you name me this way

  4. i saw this in 2019 and i still love it in 2024


  6. 1:13 it's perfect illustration of transition human thought from modernism to postmodernism and then to metamodernism

  7. He sounds like baby grizz (from we bear bares)

  8. To future generations don’t let this song die

  9. I wanted to kill my self but i got this im ok now

  10. Nah this isn't a out suicidal thoughts this is about overcoming depression

  11. the most nostalgic thing ever im about to cry.

  12. I got my sister in trouble for this song because I forgot to close the tab out and she had school

  13. It’s crazy to think that the voice actor for the muffin also played so many other roles including the cub version of Grizz in Cartoon Network’s We Bare Bears.

  14. I am bingeing this as hard as when I found Backing Up Song and Caramelldansen. God bless the internet!

  15. Canada never had the suicide warning for some reason. I guess we can take a suicide joke up here lol

  16. Man I remember I listened to this when I was a kid and never knew the meaning-

  17. They played this song on my bus 💀

  18. Pure nostalgia, been an asdfmovie fan since this song came out

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