when card names get ridiculous
ProZD
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13.11.2023
Dang ZD, I didn't know you played yugioh.
I love these videos, the card with the silly long names arent the problem, its the uber serious players that act like that lol. Its so funny when you go to play for fun and the kid (adult) with the tcg shirt, visor, etc. Reluctantly agrees because everyone else is paired off and proceeds to be a combination of all these vids lol. Using inter-pseudo phases, crazy combos, reading each of your cards, calling out each card's name out loud, etc.
It saddens me that I can’t hangout with people like this man, he’s ridiculously entertaining.
yugioh boss monsters are always named like this.
yugioh
Magic: First time?
I want to pay this game!
Fun fact! One time in a MtG tournament there were two opponents: one of the player's main win conditions was activating a card named "Borborygmos, Enraged", and to counter this, the other player was playing a card named pithing needle to prevent the first player from activating his win condition. Pithing needle directs its controller to name a card, and then instructs that activated abilities of the named card can't be activated. The second player named the card "Borborygmos", which happens to be the name of a second card, that is entirely different from "Borborygmos, Enraged". The judges ruled that under the pithing needle that had named "Borborygmos", "Borborygmos, Enraged" could be activated to it's controller's heart's content.
I activate Pot of Greed
Wait idk what it does
1:10 The names are actually long LMAO.
I give this video a somersaulting cheese factory out of 10.
Asmoranomardicadaistanaculdacar moment
All cows are not created equal. There I said it.
I've totally done the "pretend to not understand what your friend means to force them into saying something ridiculous" move :'D
All these trash card names, I play Superdreadnaught rail cannon gustav max, detach one material to inflict 2000 damage, then summon superdreadnaught rail cannon juggernaut liebe on top of it, detach Superdreadnaught rail cannon gustav max to increase its atk/def by 2000 and swing for game.
lmao
I loved battle spirits when I was a kid
Unfortunately these new cards are ugly
When you need 2 cards to have 1 card, because the name of the card is just that long XD
"I block your Asmoranomadicadaistinaculdacar with my Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental and then cast whatever this phyrexian text reads."
This almost has one million views
Why are these game cards not available!?😂
"I play this card"
"What does it do?"
" 'before playing this card, you must read out the full name of the card'… which starts on this other card, carries onto this card, before finishing on the final card… and then I get to deal 1 damage to target creature."
starts reading out the card name
"Do you really have to do that? This game is stupid"
"Ha! You fell for my trap card 'Don't interrupt me!' If another player interrupts me while reading out a card name, I can deal 2000 damage to that player. I win!"
"As I was saying, this game is stupid"
Genshin Genius Invocation TCG soon:
"Algorithm of Semi-Intransient Matrix of Overseer Network"
Most sane YuGiOh card name, only inaccuracy was thinking that they would add another card for more text instead of just shrinking it to size 1 font
Moomoorygmos Milkraged or Moomoorygmos
I genuinely did not believe him when he said he didn't make up Buffalong Bill. I had a long cackle when I searched it up and found out he was being 100% candid
Yu-Gi-Oh players: laughs in "Nefariouser archfiend, eater of Nefariousness"
The twist is that Player One made up the “Four Score” card.
Knowing that people have lost money at MTG tournaments because they didn't read out a card's entire name makes this so much funnier.
youve activated my trap card, magic cylinder.
holy shit he is literally talking about his sponsor. one of the card names is literally: "Supernova Dragon Slegwrum Nova" and "Lightning Beast Emperor Thunder Zedleon". How does he even get such a good brand deal?
your a cow furry you want cow rights
Slowly coming to the conclusion that the Cow Card Game is pretty much a you laugh you lose internet challenge… with Steaks!
Four score and seven steers ago
I see where ProZd got the idea of this video from. Now to get him to play every single popular card game just once each.
It’s like the ad at the end is part of the bit
that's why in these kind of games I'm just saying: "I'm playing that, and then this, followed by that. Huh? What is it? You have eyes, look at it! Can you read?"
dang that last card looking like a weapon description from FE Heroes
Wait so if the megapresident cars has 2 cards of speech, where are its abilities. I bet they would be hilariously OP
I thought I would have seen this video before when I clicked on it, but I was wrong. Surprised I missed it.
And I will summon the Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental.
Great, now I want an Anime adaptations 🤣
One day there will be a fully realized cow-based trading card game and when it comes out I will be first in line.
I read the name of the vid and thought of D/D/D/D Doom King Zero Paradox in Yugioh. Yes that's a real card. And yes, it has way too many words on it.
This is the first ProZD video I laughed at.
ProZD 2 is the kind of player that demands you pronounce Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar’s (first try) name properly or your pithing needle doesn’t work before you call a judge and they rage scoop because the judge sides with you pursuant to the rule change.
Sounds like a probable yugioh match
He can read the ancient american scriptures but how?!
I summon Chaos imaginary Numbers 1000: Hollow Light Spirit of Delusion – Numeronius Numeronia
I got a real life card name that sounds silly; Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon